I am sitting this one out

On Friday, Harrison's class has show and tell. This past Friday, one of the kids brought in an Elvis CD. The teacher (bless her) put on the CD so the the kids could listen. According to Ms. Pat, two of the boys hopped up and started dancing a little. She looked over to find Bethany (the only little girl in the class) scooting closer to Harrison in an apparent attempt to get him to dance. Harrison saw this out of the corner of his eye and turned to Bethany and said "Don't even think about it."

So on the way home, I asked him why he didn't want to dance. He said that he didn't know how to dance. Jokingly, I told him that wasn't the way to treat his girlfriend. He said "Beffany (he doesn't pronounce the th) is not my girlfriend. We broke up because she was being jerkish."