Somewhere in the middle

I hate taking my children shopping, especially when it's to look for clothes. However, sometimes it is necessary. And so it was when I needed to find some shorts. I loaded all the kids up and headed over to the mall. Haley and I found some clothes we wanted to try on so Holden went in the dressing room with Haley and Harrison came in with me. After Harrison tired of talking to Holden through the wall, he started getting restless so to engage him I asked his opinion on the shorts I was trying on. He looked at me and said "Well I wouldn't say that they look great and I wouldn't say that they look bad. Just somewhere in the middle."

Doesn't that sound just like a man? Scary.