What's a dog have to say

Harrison was riding home from school yesterday when he made an announcement.


Harrison: Mom there's something I haven't told you in a hundred years.


Me: Really. What's that?


Harrison: I can understand Sullivan's barking.


Me: Really? What does he say?


Harrison: He's says "Harrison you are so much gooder than me, I need to take lessons".

I am pretty sure if Sullivan were talking to Harrison, he wouldn't be saying that. Probably more like "I know you like mischief just like me. So let's dig a hole, climb under the fence and run down the street and see what kind of things we can get into."