Claringitis

Harrison does not like to do homework and will make up every excuse under the sun in order to avoid doing it. Thankfully he doesn't have much. Today he was to read a book aloud to me. When I asked him if he was ready to do his reading, he said, "I can't I have claringitis." When I started laughing he must have thought he needed to clarify himself because he cleared his throat and said "See it's all scratchy and that's why I have claringitis."